Easter jokes

Fun Easter questions to answer with your kids (or on your own!)

Question 1:

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

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EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!
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Question 2:

Why did the Easter egg hide?

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He was a little chicken!
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Question 3:

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

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It might crack up!?
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Question 4:

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?

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A smarty pants.
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Question 5:

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

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By hare plane!
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Question 6:

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

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He was EGGspelled!
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Question 7:

What kind of bunny can’t hop?

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A chocolate one!
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Question 8:

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

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They don’t want to get “beat up”!
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Question 9:

What do you call Easter when you’re hopping around?

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Hoppy Easter!
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Question 10:

What happened to the Egg when he was tickled too much?

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He cracked up!
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Question 11:

What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?

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EGG-zosted!
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Question 12:

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

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He had a bad hare day!
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Question 13:

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

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With a hare dryer!
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Question 14:

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

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In the dictionary!
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Question 15:

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

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They lived hoppily ever after!
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Question 16:

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

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Fry-days.
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Question 17:

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

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From Eggplants.
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Question 18:

What do you call a mischievous egg?

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A practical yolker.
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Question 19:

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

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Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Question 20:

What is the end of Easter?

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The letter R.
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Question 20:

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

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“Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
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Question 21:

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

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He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
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Question 22:

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?

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You’re “Egg-stra special”.
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